If you read it, it rhymes.

Otherwise you can read it "Oo-e-poo-e". If you read it this way - STOP SOUNDING THINGS OUT.

Anyway, whatever floats your boat will do. Unless your boat is the Titanic. Then you should not be reading this. Get out. Now.

College has started. Last Wednesday was the first day of classes.

So far, school has been great. It really is a big change from high school. In high school, your assigned homework and told when to do it.

In college, you're assigned homework, and told, "JUST DO IT WHENEVER OKAY!?"

Whenever could be any time. These proffesors are crazy, straight crazy.

The interesting thing is that most assignments are turned in online. Whatever happened to paper? WHERE DID YOU GO PAPER?

Soon enough, handwritting will be a thing of the past. Screw your pencils boy, you got fingers for typing. Unless you're paraylized. That would just suck. Sorry if you are.

The campus life is interesting. There is always something going on. Then again, the campus is downtown - if something wasn't going on, that would likely be the sign of a holocaust.

Which would never happen in Indiana, because we love all people. NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE.

Anywho, I have classes every single day of the freaking week. Which gets annoying. If I were to write out my schedule, it would look like this: OMG

Monday:
Chemistry C101 (9-10:15am)
Math 111 (12-1:15pm)

Tuesday:
EALC Japanese (6-8:15pm)

Wednesday:
JUST A REPEAT OF MONDAY OKAY

Thursday:
Windows on Science (3-4:40pm)
EALC Japanese (6-8:15)

Friday:
JUST A REPEAT OF MONDAY AND WEDNESDAY OKAY

Yeah, that's my schedule. So far, school work hasn't been to bad. It's actually a pretty fun load - since the majority of the classes are things I prefer learning about.

I'm still hoping to go into Pre-Med. Minoring in something like East Asian Languages would be cool. But that's way to HEAVY of a load. That would be like, a fatass amount of homework and studying all together.

Hey, if I can make it enough to get a B.A., that's awesome. Not a B.S. That requires math. A lot of math. Forget math. It's for posers. Don't be a poser.

Anyway, hope everyone is having a fun time at school. Especially all you high schoolers. HAVE FUN BEING YOUNG AND STUPID. You really aren't. Don't be down on yourself.